How are husbands like lawn mowers?
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The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...