Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...