His And Hers ATMs
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Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...