You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
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