What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...