Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...