Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...