Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...