A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...