Two Brain Cells
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
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A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...