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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...