A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...