The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...