Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.