Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...