Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....