Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.