The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!