One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!