Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!