Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...