The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!