An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...