The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...