Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...