Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...