Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...