Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...