Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....