Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!