The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...