Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...