Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.