Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...