Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...