The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...