A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...