The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...