How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...