The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...