You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...