Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...