Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...