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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
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Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...