rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...