The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!