Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!