Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...