Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...