A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Acronyms
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The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A hot frog!
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...